Submitted by Hitler McStalin on Thu, 11/27/2014 - 21:38
The saga concludes...
CHAPTER 12 - ESCAPE
UNKNOWN LOCATION, PRESENT DAY
"And at the point I blacked out for a while." The one eyed man said to the agent in front of him.
"You do realize that your entire story is unbelievable right? You could be brought up for court martial for... just about every war crime aside from rape." Agent Add said to the wounded man.
Submitted by Hitler McStalin on Sun, 11/16/2014 - 10:50
The saga continues...
CHAPTER 9 - HOW THE GRONCH STOLE CHRISTMAS
The Gronch looked up at the three chums staring back at him from above, smoking cigars and clearly having a good time.
He sent a stream of flames up at their general direction, his weapon had quite a range and a wonderful terror effect. Especially combined with his power of weather control.
The three chums backed away from the flames coming at them from the blown out side of the oil palace, they did not all escape the large stream of heat though.
Submitted by Hitler McStalin on Thu, 11/06/2014 - 22:22
The saga continues
CHAPTER 6 - SHATTERED
Inky had darted off to the left of the two males who were laying down covering fire for her while she flanked around the gunners to take them by surprise.
The streets Inky was darting around were surprisingly empty, the shooter's clearly dependent on killing them with overpowering weaponry.
Inky approached the back of the building the enemy fire was coming from and it didn't have a back door, so she made one instead with a bit of C4 taken from the Mujaheddin village her friends had slaughtered earlier.
Submitted by Hitler McStalin on Mon, 10/27/2014 - 23:22
The saga continues...
CHAPTER 5 - ARMY OF ONE
Inky and Hitler rushed towards the sound of Morning's voice, fearing the worst.
It was in fact, quite the opposite. It was the best thing that could have possibly happened.
Morning had found an entire stash of Afghan hash. Marijuana plants couldn't be seen so they had either just brought the harvest in, or they grew it inside somewhere.
Submitted by Hitler McStalin on Mon, 10/20/2014 - 04:44
The saga continues.
CHAPTER 4 - CASUALTIES OF WAR
Two bloodsoaked chums and one relatively clean chum began to wander the desert, on course to their destination on foot. They didn't speak a word to each other after what had just happened.
The hot desert was beginning to take it's toll on the squad of three, sweaty, bloody, exhausted.
"He had to shoot the fucking car..." Inky stated, her voice hoarse from the setting hot desert sun.
Submitted by Hitler McStalin on Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:17
The saga continues. Motivation is getting better.
CHAPTER 3 - DETOUR
They killed time during their sandy drive by trading stories of their lives since Vietclit.
Unil the sounds of a gunshot rang out.
Just as fast as they heard it, their engine died. Where ever that shot came from, they were being targeted.
"BAIL!" Morning shouted, jumping from the driver's seat. The other two chums following his example.
The three chums followed their humvee as it slid to a halt, using the broken vehicle as cover.
Submitted by Hitler McStalin on Mon, 10/13/2014 - 02:28
The saga continues, one chapter at a time it seems. It's a slow grind.
CHAPTER 2 - DRY COUNTRY
The three chums had boarded their plane and were set to arrive in Kabul at any minute. They had their weapons in specially designed cases commonly used by Colombian hit men to get their weapons through the border.
Morning had once again, opted for a standard M16, just the same as in Vietclit. He was familiar with it and took a bunch of ammo with him.
Inky took an MP5 and a silenced 1911, similar to her Vietclit load out but with a German special ops twist.
Submitted by Hitler McStalin on Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:58
The saga begins, a long opener so it's only one chapter.
CHAPTER 1 - REUINION
"Assghanistan? Wasn't that a Soviet war?" The CIA Agent asked.
"Yes it was, but the UCS wanted it's fingers in that pie. So they sent special ops, military advisors, all that kinda shit there to help the Mujahideen." The eyeless chum said