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What happened?

So I haven't been here since last April...
the fuck we haven't gotten any better or worse it's like we went into cryostasis m8s what

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new petition

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I Just Have to Say...

My story was still better than any of y'alls

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New Chum Story (working title) - 9

HISTORY LESSONS

Ian was sitting at the bar at Da Chum. It was hard to believe that only a few hours ago Bill was under the knife on the table that a group of college students were sitting at, taking shots of tequila. The place was surprisingly lively.

"Does Bill not drink?" Cheryl asked to Ian while she cleaned glasses behind the bar.

"He does but he doesn't like crowds. He'd rather just stay at his apartment. Although after a day like today he probably hit the hay early to sleep off the ghetto surgery." Ian said to Cheryl between sips of whiskey.

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New Chum Story (working title) - 8

DA CHUM

"So, what do you need me for?" Cheryl asked the two hunters.

"Edgard figures that the chandelier killer is a supe that's gone rogue, insane, or whatever the fuck else and we need to find out who they are." Ian said to Cheryl, taking off his jacket and putting it on a nearby chair back.

"That's not really my department." Cheryl replied, crossing her arms.

"There's a... sensitive situation. Edgard has reason to believe that a BN can shed some light on the situation, not only that but he's a foreign national on a visit from Finland." Ian told Cheryl.

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GLÆDELIG JUL MOTHERFUCKERS

IT'S CHRISTMAS BITCH! YOU THINK SANTA IS GONNA FILL YOUR STOCKING? SANTAS GONNA FILL YOUR HOLES YOU LITTLE SLUT?
WELL WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS I HOPE YOU FUCKS GET IT IF IT BE A BASEBALL GLOVE OR A FAT BEARDED STRANGER FILLING YOUR ANAL CAVITY WITH SANTA JUICES.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Star Wars the force awakens.

So, just watched it.. not impressed at all.

Best part is they got a cutiepie as the main character:

>would bang with the force

Worst part is seeing Leia turned from this:

Into this:

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New Chum Story (working title) - 7

POST-OP

"You know, the whole, waking up in a rage thing doesn't happen often right?" Bill said to the formerly flustered brunette.

"Ian certainly made it sound like it happens often." Belle replied.

"That was a one time thing, and I was only angry this time because you didn't anaesthetize me." Bill said to her, taking a seat at his former operating table.

"So are you gonna order something, or just sit here and wait for your partner to come back?" Belle asked her patient.

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New Chum Story (working title) - 6

William

It's a Sunday afternoon.

I'm knocked out from pain, blood loss, and amateur surgery. Ian holds me down, along with someone I don't know.

And oddly, I feel nothing.

It feels more like drowning than anything else. Noise, followed by the screams, shouts, and exclaims from others.

I feel my blood turn to glass.

My muscles become dense, and then... nothing.

Nothing that hasn't happened before, Bill.

So why does it feel so different?

Good night.

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SUNLIGHT.